COME TO ME.
(Source: boba-teaa)
it scares me that my 15 year old cousin has a new girlfriend on facebook every two weeks.
— Sean: on our other housemate.
rly qurl? REALLY?! hahaha
so we’re just going to prance around the apartment drunk in our boxer briefs.
my housemate just walked into my bedroom and asked me if i’m a vampire.