COME TO ME.
(Source: boba-teaa)
it scares me that my 15 year old cousin has a new girlfriend on facebook every two weeks.
“She’s hella nice tho. like…she can stab my mom in the heart…and i’d be like ‘it’s ok…” i’d probably be like “i’m sure there was a reason you stabbed her..”
— Sean: on our other housemate.
rly qurl? REALLY?! hahaha
sean and i were going to have a party tonite at our home, but no one showed up.
so we’re just going to prance around the apartment drunk in our boxer briefs.
my housemate just walked into my bedroom and asked me if i’m a vampire.
