dad came in while i was taking selfies v embarrassing
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Guys only ever have one thing on their mind - flowers.
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dream job
dream look
dream name
dream man
dream dream
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legendary
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Two scientists walk into a bar
The first scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of H2O”
The second scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of water too. Wh… why did you say H2O? Like, I know it’s the chemical formula for water and all, but it’s the end of the day and there’s really no need to intentionally over-complicate things like that in a situation outside of work”
The first scientist stares at his drink, angry that his assassination plan has failed.
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*turns both my arms into huge ass gogurts* howw the fuck am i supposed to jack off now. ten years of grad school
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my name is byakuya togami
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i always feel inclined to reblog this because it is literally the best hair flip in the history of hair flips
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