aka tupac
patrickandmarcus:

legendary

patrickandmarcus:

legendary

angelicjace:

tommilsom:

Two scientists walk into a bar

The first scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of H2O”

The second scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of water too. Wh… why did you say H2O? Like, I know it’s the chemical formula for water and all, but it’s the end of the day and there’s really no need to intentionally over-complicate things like that in a situation outside of work”

The first scientist stares at his drink, angry that his assassination plan has failed.

I

space station space station space station space station space station osteoporosis

richwhitelesbian:

*turns both my arms into huge ass gogurts* howw the fuck am i supposed to jack off now. ten years of grad school 

my name is byakuya togami

goatmusk:

i always feel inclined to reblog this because it is literally the best hair flip in the history of hair flips

goatmusk:

i always feel inclined to reblog this because it is literally the best hair flip in the history of hair flips

sassy-gear-kessam:

ALL RIGHT, I’m tired of trying to sell this.

So.

LET’S DO A RANDOM GIVEAWAY YAAAAAAAY.

I bought a new tablet to replace my old Wacom BAMBOO FUN (CTE-650) tablet (because I thought I had lost the pen and jumped the gun, thereby buying a new one for no reason, yay~! My malfunctioning mind is to your benefit!)

I will include the tablet drivers CD, the pen, the mouse, and the little software bundle it came with that has Photoshop Elements and some other photo-editing software (Corel Draw or something?)

DEADLINE WILL BE 31 MAY, 2013 at MIDNIGHT!

HERE ARE THE RULES:

  • Likes will not count!
  • Reblog up to 5 times—but don’t be that guy who spams your followers, please.
  • I will use a number generator the night of 31st May/ morning of 1st June—AT THE DEADLINE
  • The winner will have 24 hours to respond with his/her address or else another winner will be chosen.
  • Oh look, since it’s a giveaway, FREE EXPEDITE SHIPPING.
  • You don’t have to be following me to be a participant!  But, follows would be nice!

All right.

Well.  Have at it.

galifianafuck:

i am a: female willing to give that toot toot

looking for a: boy that will give me that beep beep

nintendofunclub:

jobstole:

the oldest meme you can imagine

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i have never hated a website as much as i hate this website